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My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book 'Earth in the Balance'', and the much more popular ''Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.
We don't have a brig. I don't want to be rescued. Ummm…to eBay? We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!
Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! Ummm…to eBay? Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?
Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…
Fry, we have a crate to deliver. That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! One hundred dollars.
- A true inspiration for the children.
- How much did you make me?
- Kif might!
- Say it in Russian!
What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? And from now on you're all named Bender Jr.
- Oh right. I forgot about the battle.
- You mean while I'm sleeping in it?
- Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you.
A true inspiration for the children. I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I just told you! You've killed me! I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians.
Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! When will that be? And I'm his friend Jesus. Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd.
Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? I'll get my kit! I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though!
This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry? Bender, we're trying our best. I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that.
Yes! In your face, Gandhi! You don't know how to do any of those. Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! So, how 'bout them Knicks?
Soothe us with sweet lies. Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too. File not found. Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.
And why did 'I' have to take a cab? Fatal. Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you.
Hello Morbo, how's the family? Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig".
Can I use the gun? That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"? Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs? Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets?
Okay, it's 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very… So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct? Then we'll go with that data file!
Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school!
